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sackscratch 2011-8-18 17:55:31
mikehawkins itches my ball sack ufoalert sucks them this message brought to you by stormchases mom
david m lassater 2011-7-6 06:14:50
obama is a crook
bob 2011-5-13 18:30:53
joe can blow me!­
joe 2011-4-21 05:22:52
u is stupid i atta beat your ass
Mervyn the magnificent 2010-12-8 06:17:20
M.i.k...e Hz..a...w....k....i...n...z is eight hondred puounds ROFLMFAO
Snicker Bar Eater 2010-7-3 04:50:31
ufoalert sucks big cocks! ­
snicks 2010-5-26 07:35:10
myk.e hz.wkakinz is F...A....T... lmfao!
wtf 2010-5-2 19:17:52
Wahahahaha funny posts!
Sand Nigger Federal Agent 2010-4-3 16:50:34
I love Lord Obama Barrack Hussein Bin Laden! ­ he mah Sand Nigger half-breed hero! PRAISE ALLAH!!!!!!!!!!
Butt-head 2010-4-3 00:10:04
uhhhhh M.y.k.e Hzkwakinz is F.(a).(t) ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha h ah a
Gaylord 2010-4-3 00:09:15
M.y.k.e Hzkwakinz has been named Mens magazines f(a)t(t)est man of the decade ROFLMFAO hes over three t0ns
Micky 2010-4-3 00:08:34
M.y.k.e Hzkwakinz waiyghs more than a hump back whale ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Dirk 2010-4-3 00:07:51
M.y.k.e Hzkwakinz is m0rb(i)dly 0(b)e(s)e LMFAO!!!!
Kongo the UFC TubboGoo 2010-4-2 16:14:09
­ Storm Chasers momma got re-married to me! When we have sex she queals like a Wildebeest!!!! ­ ­ ROFLMFAOOOOOO!!!! ­ ­
One Man Gang 2010-4-2 16:09:42
Hallo, I is Storm Chasers pappi, hes real name is "Chester Cletus Turdman Jr." ­
Akebono Jap Sumo Wrastler 2010-4-2 16:06:51
­ HI, I'm "Storm Chasers" momma! - He lives in mah basement!!!­
Skankfocker 2010-4-2 00:37:35
M.y.k.e Hzkwakinz is heavier than the late WWF wrestler yokozuna!!!! he was 800 pounds! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Warren 2010-4-2 00:36:56
M.y.k.e Hzkwakinz sent an elefant to the moon when on a seasaw ROFLMFAO!
eve 2010-4-1 17:46:51
ufoalert was nothing more than a collection of various morons posting garbage!
Curious GayLord 2010-4-1 16:43:27
­ u can count meee in!!!! roflmao ­
kINGfART 2010-4-1 16:41:41
All festering homosexuals are welcumed to join us at http://www.ufoalert.com for a massive gay orgy free for all! ­
Martin 2010-4-1 00:03:07
we have M.y.k.e Hzkwazkinz on one side of the seasaw and an african elefant on the other with an adult rhyno...... M.y.k.e Hzkwazkinz side tips LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Curious 2010-4-1 00:01:42
you m0rb(i)dly 0(b)e(s)e M.y.k.e Hzkwakinz just curious M.y.k.e Hzkwakinz
Marvin the Martian 2010-3-31 17:15:27
yah, thast website really stank up the internet! ­ ­
UfoAlert.Com Chimp 2010-3-31 17:11:17
­ Chimp Primate Anal Research Center at: www.ufoalert.com - go there now!!!! ­
KingFart 2010-3-31 17:03:02
Its very nice that he shut down that piece of shit website and all the Turds that stun k it up with thier mindless drivel that would make a chimp look smart! ­ roflmao
kindheart 2010-3-31 05:20:26
F(a)t boy M.y.k.e Hzkwazkinz shut down ufoalert.com!
Mervyn the Magnificent 2010-3-31 05:19:28
M.y.k.e Hzkwakinz is m0rb(i)dly 0(b)e(s)e LMFAO!!!!
Mervyn the Magnificent 2010-3-31 05:18:47
M.y.k.e Hzkwakinz w(e)i(g)hs more than a beluga whale ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mervyn the Magnificent 2010-3-31 05:17:46
Mike Hawkins weighs more than a beluga whale ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaylords Boyfriend 2010-3-30 15:26:58
HAY, stop posting here and get back in bed with me! ­
Gaylord Focker 2010-3-30 13:33:02
M.y.k.e Hzkwakinz w(e)i(g)hs more than a rhyno ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chester Mccoy 2010-3-29 21:04:33
watch it Cecil, I'll tell your wife who's also your sister that you and me had a three-way orgy with Storm Chaser in his grandma's trailer while she slept! ­ ­ ­ ­
cecil hatfield 2010-3-29 19:48:14
dang I's thought dat stupid website had closed long ago­
Damn Dirty Apes 2010-3-29 14:10:13
­ ­ ­ ­ ­ lmao ­ www.ufoalert.com sucks stinky sweaty APE nutsacks! ­ ­ ­
SkunkApe 2010-3-29 14:07:47
­ you are BANNED troll!!! ­ ­ ­ roflmfao
ufoalert troll 2010-3-29 13:43:27
this website stinks, I think I will destroy it! ­
Turdwater Trailer Courts 2010-3-29 04:21:07
last I seen him they'd pitched a tent down the highway off in tha woods! ­
Dumwater Florida Trailer Park 2010-3-29 04:19:15
So he should not be spamming around anytiume soon unless he goes to the library! ­
Dumpwater Florida Trailer Park 2010-3-29 04:17:40
­ I am the manager of the Dumpwater Florida trailer courts, we evicted "Storm Chaser" along with his grandma whom he lived with!
extraterrestrial 2010-3-29 04:07:07
­ 'storm chasers' is a fag! ­
storm chasers 2010-3-29 02:35:49
i hate this website and hawkins is a piece of ape dung!
Sand Nigger Planet 2009-11-20 06:10:46
­ half-breeds are SAND NIGGER ARAB STINKY APES and ALLAH is an APE too!­ ­
Planet of the Apes 2009-11-6 06:02:04
I small a stinky nigger ape! ­ ­ or a sand nigger half breed ape!
Stinky SandNigger 2009-10-28 08:10:52
ALLAH is our great APE GOD!­ It's the SilverBack Gorilla's that gave the Muslims their TANS!! ­ It's a Savage Ape Tan from the skin of APES!­
MUSLIM 2009-10-17 05:06:50
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MUSLIM 2009-10-17 05:06:08
ALLAH IS THE GREATEST AND YOU PEOPLE WILL DIE AND TAKE YOUR HARD PUNISHMENT IF YOU DONT STOP YOUR DIRTY ACTIVITYS I ASURE YOU THAT ISLAME IS THE GOD RELIGION
ArabsStink 2009-10-8 10:40:40
u stink!
erwan 2009-9-24 16:38:19
fuck u­
erwan 2009-9-24 16:38:16
fuck u